That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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