I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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