She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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