I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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