i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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