I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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