Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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