Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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