i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The beer is more important than you right now.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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