..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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