oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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