I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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