do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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