hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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