Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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