Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I deserve this hangover.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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