My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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