Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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