Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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