And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
