summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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