Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.