are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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