Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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