We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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