Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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