Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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