The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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