You work out of a Hotel?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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