And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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