before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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