she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
high people should be assigned attendants
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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