I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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