Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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