so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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