it hurts more in the daytime
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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