i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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