So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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