you guys were way drunker than both of me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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