I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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