Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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