just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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