Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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