She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
