doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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