I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I FOUND THE LEGS
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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