where am i from again
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize