I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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