he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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