He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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