I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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