I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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