hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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