I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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